[Mf Great Power]

BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:



Bcoz



Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

"Enter Your PIN"
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[Mf Great Power]

1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo.


Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain.


Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.

 

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Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai.
Nai Timings ye hongi:

Fajar: Suba 8 baje
Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje
Asar: Sham 7 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha: Raat 1 baje.
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A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:

"I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song.

 

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3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:

Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.

Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.

Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
"Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."

 

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Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

"Are you suffering from Fever?"
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Pathan: No, I'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.

 

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1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?



Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe hai

 

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Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?
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Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?


Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!


Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai.

 

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Jo EID k Din ROZA Rakhy Woh Shaitan Hai.


Aur Jo


ROZAY K Din EID Manaye Woh Sarhad Ka Pathan Hai

 

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