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Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:36 AM

Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana





:hehoho::hehoho::hehoho:

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:37 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...:giveheartmw4:




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:38 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.:book:

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:38 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:(sowhat)


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:39 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega


:scooter::scooter::scooter::scooter::scooter::scoo ter:

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:40 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?:fRiEnDS:



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:40 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.:salute:

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?:wacko:


Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:41 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:41 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

Mf Great Power 06-19-2011 08:42 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection
 
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?


:yippie:
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya


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