[maanee]

Pathan nay General Knowledge ka Paper bnaya, sab bachay fail.

Q.1. China kis Mulk me hai ?

Q.2. 14 August kis Date ko ata hai ?

Q.3. Green Rang kis Colour ka hota hai ?

Q.4. Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain ?

Q.5. Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai ?

 

[CaReLeSs]

lolzzz Yaar Apne to Pathanoon KO uraa kar Rakh Dia hai

 

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I'M Not Really A BaD InfLuence
But IN YouR CasE I'LL MaKe n EXCETION

[maanee]

lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thankooo careless

 

[Jannat]

hahaha beecharay bachay

 

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Roses are Laal
Violet are neelay
Oh my Life
Time to wash
Panday Te Pateelay

[maanee]

thankooo Aman

 

[AYAZ]

bachey bhi hoshiyar hongei ais mei bhi cheating kar rahey hongei ek dosrey ke papers ko dehk rahey hongei lol.

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[AFghani_Laila]

Not funny

 

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[Zafina]

A must read ---

We all love PATHAN jokes. But do you know that pathans are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, a few of his friends came to peshawar. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old pathan... Boys...Being boys, these pals began cracking pathan jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.

The pathan returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been cracking pathan jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you..., some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..But I have one request.

I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first pathan beggar that you come across in this or any other city. 'My friend continued, ' That one rupee coin is still with me after twenty years. I couldn't find a single pathan begging anywhere.' The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A pathan will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a tandoor, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry... but he will never beg on the streets.

Share it if you find it true...

Courtesy A Signalian Friend...

 

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And Your Lord Never Forget

[AFghani_Laila]

Originally Posted by Zafina

A must read ---

We all love PATHAN jokes. But do you know that pathans are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, a few of his friends came to peshawar. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old pathan... Boys...Being boys, these pals began cracking pathan jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.

The pathan returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been cracking pathan jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you..., some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..But I have one request.

I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first pathan beggar that you come across in this or any other city. 'My friend continued, ' That one rupee coin is still with me after twenty years. I couldn't find a single pathan begging anywhere.' The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A pathan will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a tandoor, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry... but he will never beg on the streets.

Share it if you find it true...

Courtesy A Signalian Friend...

ZAfina SIs M Proude Of U Mujhe Samaj Nahi Aya Google Kar KE Mai Jo samaj Gayi wO Bohut Sach Hai
Lekin eak Baat Kahongi APp ko JAwab Mai Yahi milega APp Dek Lo Ke YE SIrf eak mAzak Hai Bass Kyon Ke
Jab MAzak Hota Hai TU MAzak Urhane Ke Liye Lekin Jab BAdle Mai Kuch Kaho TU Kehte Hain COmon Joke TA BAs Aur Kuch Nahii Khair
APp NE Jo Kaha Mai aPp se Sehmat Hon Aur Jo Baat Ki Hai Har Baat Mai Sachai Haiii ..!!!

 

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[Zafina]

wassy agar mazak hay bhi tu As a muslim humri kuch limits hain, Kia hum sab ku nahi pata kay Islam mein kisi bhi Qoum ka mazak urana mana hay ? Baat pathan punjabi , sardar ki nahi hay baat asool ki hay, Jub pata hay kay aik kaam acha nahi hay tu kio keron :s Lakin me nai ab ziada apna demagh khapana chor deya hay. :s

 

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And Your Lord Never Forget