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One day a man was walking along the beach and found an old bottle washed up on the shore.

He picked it up and opened it, and a genie popped out and said "Thanks! You know the drill... you've got three wishes. The only catch is, whatever you ask for, your ex-wife will get double."

The guy thought about this for a minute and said, "OK, fair enough.

For my first wish I'd like a million dollars." Poof! A million for him, two million for the ex-wife.

"OK, how about your next wish?" asked the genie.

"Well, I think I'd like a mansion by the sea." Once again, everything went as expected - he got his mansion, and the ex-wife got two.

"What would you like for your last wish?" asked the genie.

"My last wish is that I'd like you to scare me half to death!"

 



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nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 



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lolzzzzzzzzz............very nice...........

 



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