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AKHROT 08-15-2009 11:28 PM

Man & Genie
 
One day a man was walking along the beach and found an old bottle washed up on the shore.

He picked it up and opened it, and a genie popped out and said "Thanks! You know the drill... you've got three wishes. The only catch is, whatever you ask for, your ex-wife will get double."

The guy thought about this for a minute and said, "OK, fair enough.

For my first wish I'd like a million dollars." Poof! A million for him, two million for the ex-wife.

"OK, how about your next wish?" asked the genie.

"Well, I think I'd like a mansion by the sea." Once again, everything went as expected - he got his mansion, and the ex-wife got two.

"What would you like for your last wish?" asked the genie.

"My last wish is that I'd like you to scare me half to death!"

Alia 08-15-2009 11:34 PM

:blob_clap: lolz

AKHROT 08-16-2009 11:45 AM

thanks for liking :D

Nida-H 08-16-2009 12:04 PM

hehehe.. :p

AKHROT 08-16-2009 12:04 PM

thanks for laughing :D

SHAYAN 08-21-2009 04:45 PM

Nyx...

Hamzaking 11-05-2009 06:15 PM

Re: Man & Genie
 
nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«! 07-10-2010 09:56 AM

Re: Man & Genie
 
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

~~KING~~ 08-03-2010 10:31 AM

Re: Man & Genie
 
lolzzzzzzzzz............very nice...........:Brilliant:

(‘“*JiĢäR*”’) 08-09-2010 05:02 PM

Re: Man & Genie
 
nice..


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