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Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres.

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya.

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck, He Had Alot Of Roses Arround his Neck .

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : "Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya


essay on zardari

Aap 1950 mein paida hue,

Aap ne begairtii ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay ke school se haasil ki,

Aur is fun mein aala taleem ek naam war daaku se li,

Jab Dakait honey ka certificate haasil kiya to aap ki umer sirf 16 saal thi,

Ye aap ka Record hai.

Phir be-Nazeer se shaadi kar ke aap ne professional begairtii ka aghaaz kiya,

Aur phir Police ki pakar mein aanay ke baad aap ne 10 saal jail mein Araam kiya.

Rishwat de ker jail se bahar aanay ke baad aap ne apni biwi ko katal karwaya,

Aur kursi-e-Sadarat pe aa bethay,

Aur mulk lootney mein apna maqam banaya.

Aur ab aap ki tareekh wafat ka sab ko intezar hai....



Robber: “Give me all your money!”
Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
Robber: “OK. Give me all my money.”

*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.

Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

Zardari ke tamam doray kamiyaab hue hein,

Ayein us ke aik aur doray ki kamiyaabi ki Dua karein,

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Aye ALLAH!

Zardari ko Aik kamiyab Dil ka dora ata farma.

Ameen..

Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

arzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..

 

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And Your Lord Never Forget