Nurse Nai Hospital mai Kamson Hassan ka mouh latka huwa deka thu pocha
Kia baat hay Beta ? Kia tumhy apnii naye Chotty si behan Achii Nahi lage ?........
Achii Thu hay !! hassan nai bhujjy bhujjy andaz may kaah "lakin parson myre
dost farhan k haan bhi chottii behan pyda huwe hay...wo samjhy ga may nai us ki
naqal ki hay........."
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Aik Larkay nai aik din apny walid saha sai pocha
"Aba jan!mujhy bathye k may kaha sai aya hu"
is sawal per wlid sahab perishan huwe wo heran thy k is ka kia jawab deya jaye..
akhir unhu nai himaath kar k daby daby alfaz may honey beez or birds waghaira ki
examlez dy kar baity ku us ki pydaiesh ka razz bataya.akhier may unhu nai pocha
"Hamid! yah batao tumhry dil may yah khayal aya kise?"
Haimd nai kah"humare Class may ajj aik larka aya wo kahta hay wo LAHORE sai aya
hay.may nay socha ajj may maloom karo k may kah sai aya hu....lolx
dis iz my fav joke
And Your Lord Never Forget