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CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! ![]() MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master ![]() DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage ![]() LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either ![]() CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present ![]() COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece ![]() TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! ![]() DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage ![]() CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ![]() ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before ![]() CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read ![]() SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! ![]() OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life ![]() YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth ![]() ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do ![]() COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together ![]() EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ![]() ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions ![]() PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead ![]() DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip ![]() OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river ![]() OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" ![]() PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY ![]() MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! ![]() FATHER: A banker provided by nature ![]() CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught ![]() BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early ![]() POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later ![]() DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you ![]()
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