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A L i 05-17-2009 01:31 PM
Modren Dictionary‏
 
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!









MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master









DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage









LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either









CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present









COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece









TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!









DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage









CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on









ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before









CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read









SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!









OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life









YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth









ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do









COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together









EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes









ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions









PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead









DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip









OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river









OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"









PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY









MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!









FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature









CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught









BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early









POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later









DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you





Ghuncha 05-17-2009 05:04 PM
Nyce Sharing

safa 05-17-2009 05:37 PM
good

Nida-H 05-17-2009 05:38 PM
lol..Nice sharing

umair8005 05-17-2009 06:22 PM
pic??

~wish munda~ 05-18-2009 01:14 AM
good one yaar

A L i 05-18-2009 08:18 PM
thaNKS

PICS DOBARA UPLOAD KERTA HUN AGAR KUCH DOSTON KO NAZAR NAHI AAYI

s_sableo 05-18-2009 08:32 PM
han mujhey b nazar ni arahi

(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯) 05-19-2009 02:38 AM
nice

MeOw* 05-20-2009 07:50 PM
nice


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