[Ragnarok]

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

people with a new song you love and no one cares. 3 months later, everyone is singing it because it was on the radio.

I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.

I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." Might as well just say, "He's a nonsense, but you'll get used to it."

SUICIDE BOMBER TRAINING: "Pay attention, because I'm only going to show you this once."

When I'm in the shower I let the water run down my arms so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my fingers.

If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.

Don't waste electricity. how would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday!

The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong, but you keep arguing anyway.

Only a true friend can see the real pain behind a fake smile.

I feel really bad for those who aren't dating me..

 

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[Credible KiRan]

keep it up

 

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lol.. nice

 

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[Miss Habib]

hahahahahaha nice

 

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[~~KING~~]

nice one.....

 

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~~KING~~

Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai,
Har ek qatra samandar nazara aata hai,

Kahan banaaon main ghar sheeshey se,
Har kisi ke hath mein pathar nazar aata hai..