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"If I sold my house, my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked the children in a school class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," Robert continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

 




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Default Re: entry to Heaven! - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   06-12-2011, 04:48 PM

nice sHaing SISoooooooooooooooo.
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Default Re: entry to Heaven! - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   08-25-2011, 10:34 AM

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