[Maharani]

Zardari is visiting a school.

In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."


"No," Zardari says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Zardari. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Zardari, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Zardari and Gillani was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Zardari beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

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[AYAZ]

lol nice

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[life]

nice

 

[Maharani]

thanks for liking

 

[Beod]

lol

 

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ZAMANA KUCH B KAHE USS KA EHTRAM NA KAR
JISSE ZAMEER NA MANE USSE SALAM NA KAR
SHARAB PEE K BEHNKNA HE HAI TOH NA PEE
HILAL CHEEZ KO ISS TARAH SE HARAM NA KAR

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Last edited by Beod; 01-12-2009 at 10:48 PM.. Reason: gfgf

[ShahTaJ]

lolz nice

 

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Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
Sang hawa k urna chahoon
Titli ban kar nagri nagri
Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon
Phooloon k sab rang chura kar
Chunri apni rangna chahoon
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na

[Ali jee]

roman main sharing kiya kare
haha nice

 

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[Ghuncha]

lol

 

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[Maharani]

thanks alot for lilking

 

[Nida-H]

lol..nice

 

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