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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked.



The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket".







The man then said "When I was at the races last week Julie was the name of the horse I bet on"



The wife apologized and went on with the housework.



Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.



Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. "Your horse called up !!!!"

 

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Relationships don't need promises, terms and conditions. It just needs two people....One who can trust.....and.....one who can understand... ♥

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Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!

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