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1st friend:
mene 5 star hotel main 50 rupee main pait bhar k khana khaya.

2nd friend:
(herat se) wo kaise?..

1st: yaar bill to 5000 ka bana tha lekin mene paise nahi diye..

2nd: phir?
1st: phir kya hotel walon ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or mein police walon ko 50 rupee de k ghar agaya :-)

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Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)

 

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Thousands Of Yesterdays Have Gone, Millions Off Tomorrows Come,BUT, There Is Only ONE "TODAY",So, Enjoy You TODAY & Don't LIVE In WHT IS NOT TODAY."

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[Ghuncha]

lol lol .. ye jokes hain SIs

 

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[K@IN@@T]

sorry ghun sis
thanx

 

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[MeOw*]

lolzzz

 

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[AYAZ]

lolzz nice

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[A L i]

1st one is funny lolz

 

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[K@IN@@T]

thanx all

 

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Thousands Of Yesterdays Have Gone, Millions Off Tomorrows Come,BUT, There Is Only ONE "TODAY",So, Enjoy You TODAY & Don't LIVE In WHT IS NOT TODAY."

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[FAJAAN]

v.nyec

 

[DiE]

nicee t4s

 

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[FarazAli]

nice sharing

 

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میری وجہ سے جس جس کو بھی تکلیف پہنچی ہے میں ان سب سے معافی چاہتا ہوں ۔