[ShahTaJ]

Bacha Apni Dadi Se Dadi Apne
Konse Konse Mulk Ghomain Hain ?

Dadi: Beta Pakistan ,Hindustan
aur Tajikistan

Bacha Ab Konsa Ghomengi ?
PEche Se Dada Bole : Kabristan

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Bus may aik bachay ne apni maa k duppatay ko khainchte hoye
or dosre hath se aik admi ki teref ishara kerte hoye kaha,

"Ammi... Ammi ... dhaikhain is admi k sar per baal nahi hain"

ssshhhhh... " maa jaldi se use chup karate hoye neechi awaz may kaha,"wo sun lay ga"

bacha chehre pe masoomiet lattay hoye bola
" Tu kya usey yeh baat maloum nahi hia "

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bacha: mama is bar tu hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.

Mama: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai....

Bacha: kuch hairan sa hotay hoye kahta hia k magar
Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

 

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Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
Sang hawa k urna chahoon
Titli ban kar nagri nagri
Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon
Phooloon k sab rang chura kar
Chunri apni rangna chahoon
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na

[Dashing Ahsan]

lolzzzzzzzzzz nice jokes

 

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FRIENDS 4 EVER

Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,

I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture

DA$H!ng AH$AN

[Dast-e-Tanhai]

hehe

 

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[SHAYAN]

Nyx.....

 

[Hamzaking]

nice......................

 

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Dont Forgot To Click On Thanks If U Like My Post

[DiE]

v nice

 

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lol nYC

 

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ε√ïℓ şσųℓ

ѕιℓєηcє & ѕмιℓє αяє тωσ ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓѕ.
ѕмιℓє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ѕσℓνє мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ
&
ѕιℓєηcє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ..

[)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(]

lolz
nic esharing

 

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[CaReLeSs]

Hhahahahahah
nice....

 

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I'M Not Really A BaD InfLuence
But IN YouR CasE I'LL MaKe n EXCETION

[*NRB*]

lolzzz funny collection

 

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