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![]() ![]() ![]() don’t marry a software engineer!!!! If you do so,problems arise as below husband-hi dear, i am logged in. Wife- have you brought the saree. Husband- bad command or file name. Wife- but i told you about it in morning. Husband- erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife- hae god! Forget it where’s your salary. Husband- file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife- atleast give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband- sharing violation, access denied. Wife- i made a mistake in marring you. Husband- data type mismatch. Wife- you are useless. Husband- by default. Wife- who was there with you in the car this morning. Husband- system unstable, press ctrl, to reboot. Wife- would you like to have some snacks? Husband- hard disk full. Wife- what is the relation between you & your receptionist. Husband- . The only user with write permission wife- what is my value in your life. Husband- unknown virus detected. Wife- do you love me or your computer. Husband- too many parameters. Wife- i will go to my dads house. Husband- program performed illegal operation, it will close. Wife- i will leave you for ever. Husband- close all program & log out for another user. Wife- it is worthless talking to you. Husband- shut down the computer. Wife- i am going. Husband- its now safe to turn off your computer.
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