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01-23-2009, 02:32 PM
Note: The Conversation in the brackets {}contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back She: Hello! He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shurupata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}Hi ...kya baat hai..? She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya... He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ?? She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab....'Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon' sun raha hu FM par.... She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song 'Hum Tum') He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha .. She: *giggles* He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls! She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaengeHe: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..} Come on! Please! She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ? She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho? He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaatiHe: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke}hmmmm She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai?? He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi} Great!!!! She: kaunsa gaana gaau ? He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai}Hmmmm 'Mahiya' from Awarapan? She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} Dhoom Machale? She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then) She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy! He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable She: Hmmm He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na darling... She: Main kal gaaun? He: {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi She: Hmmm He: Good night She: Good night She: Sweet Dreams Take care... He: Sweets dreams to u too...{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)She: Hey so gaye the kya? He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...} Nahi jaan She: kya kar rahe ho? He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha thaShe: Theek hai tum match dekho He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi} Hey it's ok... purana match hai She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing? (Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while) He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....So, me waiting {maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki } She sings 1 stanza from the song 'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....' He: Wow. Too good! She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai [size="4"]He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... }[/SIZE]Nahi darling you really sing well She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahanaayegi ab ...}Good night! She: Take care He: You too She: Hey.... He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety? She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi... He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course. She: sirf jhoot He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol}Not at all. You sing very well She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night. He: Good Night!!
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01-23-2009, 03:26 PM
MAHARANI esay unique peace kaha sey dhonda v funny yaar loz
Ajab Tamasha-Gar Hain Matti k ye Putlay "SAQI"
Bewafai Karo to Rote Hain, Wafa karo to Rulate Hain |
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01-30-2009, 11:23 AM
all boys r same girls bechari kiti care kerti hai but they dnt realize well waqt aane per they realise they werew rong
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