[jadore]

ayaz ji can you get a translation for me please...i can't read urdu

 

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~ Fashion Addict ~

To the world you may be one person

...but...

To one person you may be the world

...Let this moment last forever...

... I Want To Wake Up Beside You Each Day Of my Life ...

[jadore]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.





Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.





Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.





Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"





Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.





Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.





A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"





Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."






Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"





Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning





A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor

 

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~ Fashion Addict ~

To the world you may be one person

...but...

To one person you may be the world

...Let this moment last forever...

... I Want To Wake Up Beside You Each Day Of my Life ...

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

nice sharing

 

[D.M]

lolzz nice jokes

 

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[(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯)]

nice sharing

 

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

nice brthr

 

[JaNoo]

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta