[zohaibsultan]

Pathan 2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha,
B.V: Aj 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
Pathan: Dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2no sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hon,
kuch din baad pathan 1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Pathan:Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di Hai.
usky Hisy ki pi raha hon…:-P ;-)

 

[zohaibsultan]

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy
naam rakha
Hsrt khan,
Hrkt Khan,
Brkt Khan,
Phr 3 Or Hoy Naam rkha,
Drya khan,
Samndr khan,
Sailab khan,
Phr Or 3 Hoy Nam rkha,
Himat khan,
Hosla khan,
Jurat khan,
Phr 2 Or Hoy
Bv ne nam rkha
Bs-kr Khan
Rehm kr Khan.

 

[zohaibsultan]

1 Pathan
DoCtoR k PaaS Geya AuR BoLa k GhaR Ja k MaReeZ Check kaRne k kitne PaiSe Lagen ge?
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Doctor: Rs. 150
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Pathan: Chalo Aao
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DoCTor ki Bike
Pe DoNoN Ghar poHanChe to Pathan Ne Rs. 150 DOCTOR ko Diye.

DOCTOR:
MaReeZ kaHaN hai?

Pathan:
MaReeZ koi Nahi hai.
SaLa CNG ka HaRtaaL hai, TAXI Wala YaHaN Tak k Rs. 400 Mang Raha tha.
THanks…
Har Pathan PaGaL Nahi Hota.

 

[zohaibsultan]

Oay laka bachi dekh kitna
Dost to Pathan: Oay laka bachi dekh kitna kamal ka hai….

Pathan: O jaa yara yeh b koi bachi hia….? tu meri behan ko dekh icko bhool jaey ga..

 

[zohaibsultan]

Teri Choosni To Ab Bacha Piye Ga
Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki

Baap: Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta

Dost: Ye Us K Liye Nahi

Tere Liye Hai . . . .

Teri Choosni To Ab Bacha Piye Ga.

wellcome back pogo…!

 

[zohaibsultan]

Jab hm bemar hoty hen to koi hmari tabiyat nhi pochta….!

Jb hm roty han to koi hmary ansu saf nhi krta…..!

Jb hm hansty hen to koi hmari smile nhi dekhta…!

Jb hm preshan hoty hen to koi waja nhi puchta…..!

Or jab

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result ata hai to pora khandan phone Kr k pochta hai

” O kaka ki banya tera? ”

Banda puchy tusi Laptop dena ay…. :-/

 

[zohaibsultan]

Jab ham roty hai koi hamary ansu nahi saf kerta.

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Jab ham hansty hay koi hamari smile nahi dekhta.

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Jab ham preshan hoty hai to koi vaja nahi puchta.

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Or jis din.

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Result ata hay to sara khandan phone ker k puchta hay.

“O puttr ki bnya tera.?”

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banda puchy tusi “Laptop” dena ay.

 

[zohaibsultan]

O Jaa Meri Pain Apna Kam Kar
Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hn.

B0y= Neend Nhi Aa Rahi,

Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein,

Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.

Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,

B0y=

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O Jaa Meri Pain Apna Kam Kar Menu Apny

“PAPER” Di Tension Lagi Hoi Aa Tenu Apne Ishaq Di.

“Happy Paper’s Season”

 

[zohaibsultan]

Agar aap kisi ko bohat ziyada chaho or woh aap ko “CHOOR” Jaye?
Or aap ki “AANKHON” Se “AANSOO” nikal aayen..!
To…
Is yaqen se saaf kar lena k, zindagi k kisi pal aap ko yaad kar
k
Wo aap se ziyada roye ga.

 

[zohaibsultan]

Shaikh Saadi Farmaty Hain K.
INSAN Bhi Kia Cheez HAI..

Daulat Kamany k Liyey Apni Sehat Kho deta hai or phir Sehat ko wapis Pany k liey apni Dolat khota hai..

Mustaqbil ko soch k apna Haal Zaya karta hai,

phir Mustaqbil main apna Maazi yaad kar k Rota hai..

Jeeta aisy hai jaisy kabhi Marna hi nahi hai,

or Mar Aisey jata hai jaisy kabhi jiya hi nahi……