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1st: Hello, kesi ho tum ?

2nd: Itni deir laga di tum nay, main kab say baethi tumhara phone ka intizaar kar rahi thi

1st: Haan baas zara ami ki tabiyaat theek nahi thee, is liye khana bananay main zara daaer ho gai...waisay tum kia kar rahi theen?

2nd: Main .....main to Shahrukh Khan ki nai film "Om Shanti Om" jo aaj hi release hui hay daekh rahi the...

1st: ohhhh.! acha film release hogai? main aaj hi is ki DVD mangwati hoon, pata hay meray mamo jaan aj maeray liye new DVD player bhaej rahy hain

2nd: ye to achi baat hay

1st: acha aur kia haal hay tumhara

2nd: main buhaat thaak gai hoon ajj to...

1st: kyun? Aisa kya kia jo thak gai....

2nd: bas zara Ami kay sath bazar gai thi.. puri sardion ki shopping kar dali..

1st: Acha suno! jis kaam kay liye tumhay phone kia woh to bhool hi gai, Agar yasmeen say baat ho to us ko kehnna ke yaar wo apni jarjat ki kameez bhaaej day. mujhay wesi hi banwani hay.

2nd: kon yasmin? kon si kamez?

1st: kia matlub kon yasmeen? wo jo F.A main hamray sath perhti thee...

2nd: laekin Uzma hum to matric kay baad school gaye hi nahi aur kon si saheli yasmeen...

1st: Aryy bhai kon Uzma! main to Shumaila hon, aur kia tum Shaheen nahi hoo?

2nd: Shaheen. ....? nahi to ..... main to Saima hoon...

1st: kia ye 0300-87654321 nahi hay ......?

2nd: Sorry wrong number......!!



Mast hai na.... ???

 

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