[Hussainno1]

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya or Zor Zor Se DUA mangny laga.

YA ALLAH MERAY SARAY GUNAH MAAF KAR DE.


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WARNA MERA KHARCHA 2,35,000 WAPIS KAR DAY.

 

[Hussainno1]

Dosti Karo College Wali Se,

Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,

Batein Karo Parros Wali Se,

Aankh Ladao Sali Se,

Karo Dil Wali Se,

Aur Maar Khao Ghar Wali Se. :-)

 

[Hussainno1]

1 sardar USA gya.

wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai

'Tannn'

Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,

''khana khraba Bhago!

Undertaker a gya hai"

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[Hussainno1]

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...

FARAZ....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar Gold Leaf To Pila... =P ;->

 

[Hussainno1]

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya,

dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!

aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

 

[Hussainno1]

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO" ;p)

 

[~wish munda~]

o yara cooool

 

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Tere Dil Main Meri Sanso Ko Panah Mil Jaey
Tere Ishq Main Meri Jaan Fana Ho Jaey

[Hussainno1]

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

 

[Hussainno1]

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

 

[Hussainno1]

Sardar k Ghar Beta Hua...

Sardar ne usay Goud mein Liya...

us ne susu ker diya...!!!

SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha h... )

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