[SALMAN]

Sardar Ek Art Gallery Me JaKar Painter Se Bola:
"Is Khaufnak Tasweer Ko Aap Modern Art Kahte Hai Kya?"
Painter- Mere Baap !
Tu Zyada Dimagh Mat Laga, Ye Aaina hai…


Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.


Kash koi Exams Result ka INSURANCE kara deta!
To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to theek hai,
warna Insurance CLAIM karwa lete.


SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde hain:
1 Mobile ka full use ho jata hai,
2 TimePass ho jata hai,
3 Jise SMS karo wo b khush,
4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata hai.........!!


Boy- Tum GALS itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho?
Girl- Kyu ki God ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai.
Boy- Le, bol to aise rahi hain jaise hame to theke pe diya tha..!!


Teacher: Dhobi ka Kutta, Na Ghar ka, Na Ghat ka
"ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao............."
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Student: SANIA ka Bachcha Na India ka, Na Pakistan ka........

 

[safa]

Salman

 

[~wish munda~]

lolzzzz

 

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Tere Dil Main Meri Sanso Ko Panah Mil Jaey
Tere Ishq Main Meri Jaan Fana Ho Jaey

[Anokhi<3]

Hahaha nice collection

 

[SALMAN]

 

[Truth Reveals]

Hahahahaha.. Nai Salman Bacha To Pakistani Hi Hay.. Balkay Wo Pakistani Cricket Team Mein Hi Khailayga

 

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اُس کے دشمن بہت ہیں آدمی اچھا ہوگا،
وہ شخص بھی میری طرح شھر میں تنہا ہوگا

[SALMAN]

Originally Posted by Truth Reveals

Hahahahaha.. Nai Salman Bacha To Pakistani Hi Hay.. Balkay Wo Pakistani Cricket Team Mein Hi Khailayga

very first Shukriya.. pasand karne ke liye

.. maine Bachcha kaha hai yeh common gender hai janaab.. maine Beta ya Beti to declare nahi kiya hai

haan Beta hua then aap ki baat mein sadaaqat ho sakti hai but agar Beti huyi then uska mustaqbil to bas ghar ki chahaar-diwari mein qaid ho kar rah jayega.. kyun ki abhi se Sania ki dressings ko lekar sawal shuru ho gaye hain in Pakistan..

waise mujhe to shak hai ki kaheen Shoaib saaheb hi India na chale aayen.. kyun ki bahot saare Pakistani Talents jo bechare wahan panap nahi sake.. jaise.. Adnan Sami, Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, Atif Aslam.. etc India mein qismat aazmaane chale aaye.

in fact Pakistan, naqal to karna chahta hai India ki but bechara dil masos kar rah jaata hai apni conservative & typed soch ki wajah se..

ek taraf to India mein itni buraaayiaan hain.. doosri taraf Pakistan ka koi TV/ Radio/ Media nahi hai jo Indian Entertainment, Fashion, Art se Impressed na ho.. yeh kuchh double-faced nahi lagta ??

ab yeh na kahiyega ki aisa nahi hai.. shayed aap kabhi India na aaye hon.. but main Pakistan bahot dafa gaya hoon.. Lahore, Gujaranwala, Karachi

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Lahore mein.. Hotel Heaven's Inn jo ki Muslim Town mein hai.. wahan bhi main ek dafa stay kar chuka hoon, wahan se Nankana Saaheb bhi gaya tha.. raaste mein Radha-kishan naam ka railway station bhi dekha tha maine

Karachi mein Urdu University ke saamne Gulshan mein mera stay tha jisko KDA Overseas apprtment kahte hain

yeh saare visit mere Official thay..

 

[MUSAFIR]

nice jokss

 

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[Truth Reveals]

Fashion Industry K To Mein Khud Khilaf Hoon Yaar.. Meri Taraf Say Aisay Talented Log Sab Hi Tum Lay Jao Pakistan K Ye Na Hi Humara Cultre Hay Aur Na Hi Humara Relegion.. Aur Na Hi Ye Log Pakistan Mein Panap Saktay Hain Inshallah.. Hum Different Qaum Hain Aur Wo Different, Cultre Different.. Tabhi 2 Qaumi Nazriye Ki Bunyad Par Alag Mulq Liya Tha Hum Nay Aur Haan Agar Baiti Howi To Wo Pakistan Hockey Team Mein Hogi.. Don't Worry

 

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اُس کے دشمن بہت ہیں آدمی اچھا ہوگا،
وہ شخص بھی میری طرح شھر میں تنہا ہوگا

[SALMAN]

Originally Posted by truth reveals

aur haan agar baiti howi to wo pakistan hockey team mein hogi.. Don't worry :frdont:

dil ke khush rakhne ko ghalib yeh khayaal achha hai


aap khilaaf hain to honge.. Maine jo sach kaha hai usse inkaar to yeh forum nahi kar sakta

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baat karte hain apne culture ki

 

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Last edited by SALMAN; 10-28-2010 at 04:48 AM..