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Default Sasur, sautan aur ghulam! - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   08-18-2009, 03:12 AM

Ajmer ki steam engine bohot hi dhire chaltein chaltein(sfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish ssssfffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiish shuk shuk…………kkuuuuuuuuuuuuk) ruk padi lucknow mein. Train ka teen foot ka driver chilanne laga- bhaiya logon ne rasta rok ke rakha hai!
Amjad khan aur uske sabhi sathi train se niche utre.
Amjad khan- akhir kya majla hai?
Samba- ji mein dekhkar ata hun!
Samba tehqikat ke liye age jata hai, toh track roke bohot sare dehati bhaiya log hote hai.
Samba- tumhara mukhiya kaun hai? Hume tumhare mukhiya se baat karni hai.
Dur se ek mangowala ata hai. Aur bolta hai- kaisan ana hua?
Samba- humari sarkar ko ajmer jana hai?
Mangowala bhaiya- hume hi mukhiya samajh padi, konu dusra gaun nahi mila raste pe, juo humeri pas chale aye!
Amjad khan- kya bol raha hai woh admi samba! Pehle hi ek mahine ka safar train mein hi guzar chuke he!
Samba- sarkar, shayad kuch paise mang raha hai mukhiya!
Mangowala bhaiya- dhaniya, limbu, kadipatta bech rahit ke dus paisa kamate hai hum logatva!
Samba- sarkar ise datun ke bhi...
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paise chahiye! ( Amjad khan aur uske daku dost ek sath hasne lage)
Amjad khan- sone ki asharfiya kisi aur kam mein ayengi! Train piche lo, hum sab jodhpur jayenge!
Steam engine mein amjad khan aur uske sathi baith jate hai. Train shuru hokar piche chalti hai aur jodhpur ki taraf mud jati hai.
Rajasthan ki mithi ki sugandh ane lagti hai. Reth mein bohot toofan bhi ah raha hota hai. Steam engine phir jodhpur ke ilake mein pahuchti hai.
Kathiyawadi log bhi waha bohot sare hote hai.
Samba- sarkar, lagta hai yaha par bhi mukhiya se baat karni padegi!
Veru, jaya, jay, bas aunty, thakur, kalia, dakus aur unke ghode bhi hawa khane train se bahar nikalte hai.
Dur se rajasthani sangeet ki awaz bhi sunai deti hai. Heeeeeeeeeee nani ne wakorio, arrrrrrrrrrrreh arrrrrrrrrrah hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeneeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiii iiiineeeeeeeeeeee wakorio!
Tabhi ek kathiawadi dusre se kehta hai- hun khida maru unth ne dat saf karvanu hoi.
Kathiyawadi2- hmmmm
Kathiyawadi1- mane joyu hane tv par colgate, promise, Palmolive...
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toothpaste unth nu dat ghasva mate wapru padse.
Yeh sab sun rahe hote hai amjad khan aur samba log.
Kathiyawadi2- ki khida, aje somvar hata. Jamva gayo hato. Brus bhi sathe lavi gyo! Unth na dat wadhare ase! Brus ahech size mate levu padse!
Kathiyawadi1- ah su lakhyu brus nu upar!
Kathiyawadi2- baniya iran ma!
Amjad khan- are samba yeh kathiyawadi log toh apni hi kiye kah bolte hi ja rahe he!
Samba- sarkar, hume shayad yehi dera lagwana hoga!
Tabhi desi sangeet ki awaz ati hai.
Rajasthani bai aur sab nachne ganewale log ah tapakte hai-
Ghumyo ghumyo eh ghumyo eh ghumyo,
Dilhi shehar ma maro ghagro jo ghumyo,
Is dil ki burayi,
Nas nas mein samayi,
Jane kiski lugayi!
……..jo ghumyo jo ghumyo!







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