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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He

was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an

umbrella and go.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs back.!

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have

posted it....

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died

peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the

passengers in the car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read

very fast.

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in

punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still

digging for more..

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking

at evening not

in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan

is PM not AM".

 

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Thousands Of Yesterdays Have Gone, Millions Off Tomorrows Come,BUT, There Is Only ONE "TODAY",So, Enjoy You TODAY & Don't LIVE In WHT IS NOT TODAY."

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[Hussain]

 

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Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai

Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...

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[SHAYAN]

Nyx....

 

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[Ghuncha]

Nyce

 

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[zaara]

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thanks all

 

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