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memon on his death time.
Meri biwi, kaha ho tum?
biwi:haan, mein yahi hoon.
mere bete meri betiyan tum sab yahin ho?
haan, abbu
memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ?
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memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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memon ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna… !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
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Titanic K Sath memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
memon: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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memon ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek maulana k paas gaya aur bola,
maulana sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga