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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.


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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because they are...


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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?????.....


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Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A: i) no mind ii) no business


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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.


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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him!!


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Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.


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ایک تیرا ہجر جو بالوں میں سفیدی لایا
ایک تیرا عشق جو سینے میں جوان رہتا ہے

And Allah is All Enough For Me (Al-Quran)