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1st friend:
mene 5 star hotel main 50 rupee main pait bhar k khana khaya.

2nd friend:
(herat se) wo kaise?..

1st: yaar bill to 5000 ka bana tha lekin mene paise nahi diye..

2nd: phir?
1st: phir kya hotel walon ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or mein police walon ko 50 rupee de k ghar agaya :-)

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Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)

 

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