[dur-e-shahwar]

wah jee wah

app apney home work kaa bhi khiyal kiyaa kerain,,,,

MARNAY K BAAD JANNAT MILAY NA MILAY
YE HAWA YEH FIZA MILAY NA MILAY
AEY MERE DOST MUJHE REPLY KARTAY REHNA
NAJANY WAHAAN COMPUTER MILAY NA MILAY



Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.


Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".



ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!!
LOMREEH?
YES SIR.
BHALOO?
PRESENT.
BANDAR?
HAZIR JANAB.
DONKEY?
DONKEY??????
DONKEY????????????????




ABE MSG BAAD MEIN PARHNANA PEHLE APNI HAZRI LAG WALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Teacher: Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathan: Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g


Two Punjabi's Mummy Film Daykh Rahay They..
Film Khatam Huee To Donon Kahny Lgy.
Lay Dus Aaa Kee Film Hoee
Film Khatam Ho Gaee Par SULTAN RAHi Naee Ayaa


Dulha Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Btao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa



sussti kee intihaa,
Sonapa aik glasss paanee day do
Papa:khud lay lo
Sonlz day do naa papa
Papa:Ab mangaa tou thappar maron gaa
Son:Thappar marnay aao tou paani laytay aanaa




Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei