[Aslam]

Hm to berozgari me yunhi
idhar udhar ghum rhe they

@Faraz@

Tng akr ab to ami ne b keh dia
kma ni skta to "Raymound Davis"
k hathon mr q ni jata

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1 Memon Dozakh Me Tha

Kisi Ne Pocha: Aray Bhai Memon
To Pakke Namazi Or Momin Hote Hain

Ap Yahan Kaise?

Memon Bola: Jannat ME Ghar
Mila Tha Kiraye Pe Day Dia.
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Best error message of the year..!!

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"press Any key to Continue"...!!!
;-):-)
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Aik Admi apne Gadhe ko nehla
raha tha. Us ke Dost ne
poucha, "Kya Koi Khaas Baat hai
aaj?"
Us Admi ne kaha, "Han Aj
sham ko mere Gadhe ki
Salgira hay."
Dost ne pocha: "Phir Mujhe kya
khilao ge?"
Us Admi ne jawab diya: "Jo
kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha
lena!!"
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Father: Beta main isbar tujhe
exams k baad bike lazmi lekar
donga chahey tu paas ho ya fail

Son: Kia! Waqai

Father: Han Bilkul pas hua to
Honda University janey k liye
fail hua to Yamaha, Doodh
bechney k liya.