[AYAZ]

What is the difference between men and women?

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1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night...

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[umair8005]

[Nida-H]

Nice..

 

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[A L i]

Nicee !!!

 

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[$@!RA]

lolx nyc

 

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Agr Wo wQt Ai K kiSi k0 dIl dEnA PaRe ... To uSk0 dEnA Jo ApkA DiL KaBiNa tOrE ...
BeCoz .. BrOkeN HeaRt HaS No $pArE pArtS ..




Aj BhI jAb w0 PaL muje yaad Ate HeiN
daRd Me b Ye LaB mUsKuRa JatE HeIn..

[momal ali]

 

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Ajab Tamasha-Gar Hain Matti k ye Putlay "SAQI"
Bewafai Karo to Rote Hain, Wafa karo to Rulate Hain

[Hani]

lolz

 

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Din Barh Khuawb jo Totty hain Sameetty Humne,

Phir Sogaye Nayeee Khuawb Sajaney k liye,

Roz Ek Jahad_E_Musalsal may Lagataar rehta hon,

Meri Saasoon ki Rawani toh Buss faqath Dokha hai..,

Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!

[jadore]

women are more clever than men!!


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."



Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."



Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."



Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"



Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."



Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."



Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."



Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator. "



Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."



Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."



Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."



Man: "Hey , how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."



Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"



Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."



Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

 

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~ Fashion Addict ~

To the world you may be one person

...but...

To one person you may be the world

...Let this moment last forever...

... I Want To Wake Up Beside You Each Day Of my Life ...

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

nice onez

 

[Maharani]

nyc sharing ayaz