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"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!
We're pleased to hear from you!
Your call's important to us
So we've placed you in a queue.

Please find your account number and
Be sure it is correct..
It's twenty digits long and if you
Mis-type, I'll reject.

I'll lead you through the whole routine
Please use your touch type phone.
Press eight and follow with the hash
After you hear the tone.

If you are a new client here..
Press two, ..if old, press three.
Press four in case we've done something
With which you disagree!

You have pressed four, please wait a moment
While I transfer you..
And please enjoy, while we play you
A symphony or two!

Our staff are all too busy now
To talk to such as you
Your call is so important that
We've placed you in a queue."

Time passes and the music lingers
On, and bye and bye..
My cheek and ear go fast asleep,
My wrist gets R.S.I.

But wait! It may be there is hope!
I hear a ringing sound,
At last a human voice is heard
After the runaround!

"Good morning, this is Ladies wear
And may we help somehow?
Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tick
I'll transfer you right now!..."

"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!
We're pleased to hear from you!
Your call's important to us
So we've placed you in a queue."

 



Im NOt a dRUG..

bUt.

U wiLL MIghT GeT AddICteD.......


**bEt Ya**



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Default >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   11-27-2008, 11:15 AM

nice 1

 



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Default >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   11-27-2008, 06:41 PM

nice

 






Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
Sang hawa k urna chahoon
Titli ban kar nagri nagri
Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon
Phooloon k sab rang chura kar
Chunri apni rangna chahoon
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na



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Default >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   11-27-2008, 07:42 PM

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Default >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   12-01-2008, 12:44 AM

lolzz

 






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Default >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   12-03-2008, 01:48 PM

lol..nice

 



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Default Re: **The Customer** - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   08-31-2009, 04:30 AM

Nyx....

 

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nice

 



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v nice

 



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Default Re: **The Customer** - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   08-24-2011, 05:13 PM

V NicE.
Thanks For Sharing
Lolzzzzz

 



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