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Wanna Learn Maths

Equation 1:

Human = eat + seep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + seep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2:

Men = eat + seep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + seep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3:

Women = eat + seep + spend
Donkeys = eat + seep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to et women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to et men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 

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[AYAZ]

lol lol lagta hie kafi maths parhi hie .

 

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lol ye kya bat huwi....?

 

[Hani]

mujhe to maths nahi parhni

 

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lol..nice

 

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very nice

 

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haha

 

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