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1. 'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.'
2. Doctor, Doctor, Youve got to help me - i just cant stop my hands shaking!''Did you drink a lot?''Not really - most of it spilled out!'
3. Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the viloin after the operation?
'Yes, ofcourse..''Great! I never could before!'
And Your Lord Never Forget
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