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A friend is someone who's there when he needs you.
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again'.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
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