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don’t marry a software engineer!!!!
If you do so,problems arise as below
husband-hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife- have you brought the saree.
Husband- bad command or file name.
Wife- but i told you about it in morning.
Husband- erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife- hae god! Forget it where’s your salary.
Husband- file in use, read only, try after some
time.
Wife- atleast give me your credit card, i can do
some shopping.
Husband- sharing violation, access denied.
Wife- i made a mistake in marring you.
Husband- data type mismatch.
Wife- you are useless.
Husband- by default.
Wife- who was there with you in the car this
morning.
Husband- system unstable, press ctrl, to reboot.
Wife- would you like to have some snacks?
Husband- hard disk full.

Wife- what is the relation between you & your
receptionist.
Husband- . The only user with write permission
wife- what is my value in your life.
Husband- unknown virus detected.
Wife- do you love me or your computer.
Husband- too many parameters.
Wife- i will go to my dads house.
Husband- program performed illegal operation, it
will close.
Wife- i will leave you for ever.
Husband- close all program & log out for another
user.
Wife- it is worthless talking to you.
Husband- shut down the computer.
Wife- i am going.
Husband- its now safe to turn off your computer.

 

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