[Sami]

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.


Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..


Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Suicide
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...


SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA ...;->


Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga


Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..


Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->


Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well... ;->


Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu


Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?


Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz ... ;->

 

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