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Ek bar mein ghumne gaya tha, tabh mere samne pith kiye ek lamba chauda admi rasta rauke khada tha. Jaise hi main dusre raste chalne laga, toh wah admi samne se hath gaya. Uske piche bohot sare thengne log khade the. Sab ke ghere mein ek aurat khadi thi. Tabhi najanne kaha se dhun ki awaz sunaiyi di. Maine apni tez nazar harek thengne par lagaiyi, par kisike bhi hath mein koi bhi music instrument nahi tha. Jaise jaise dhun badhti gayi, us aurat ne apni palke uthayi. Toh mein uski khubsoorati dekhkar dang reh gaya. Uski ankhein bohot hi sundar thi, aur muskurahat aur bhi sundar! Usne ajibh dress pahan rakha tha, aur sar par chunari thi, jispar soneke sikke lagaye the. Woh us dhun ke sath sath dance bhi kar rahi thi. Phir maine socha ki yeh jaroor muslim hi heh. Lekin mein kya bolun, jab bhi main mulla aur burkhewalio ke pas jata hun…toh mujhe itna acha lagta hai ki mera dimag thap padh jata hai. Bolne ki liye alfaz hi yad nahi ate.
Phir jab main ghar aya toh mujhe yad aya, ki maine bachpan mein...

 

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ek movie dekhi thi. Uska naam tha ‘henna’. Usme kirdar nibhaya tha Pakistani actress ne zeba bakhtiyaar. Anar dana , anar dana, asarooni topi wale nar dana! Shayed wahi thi woh kashmiri! Phir mujhe aur ek actress bhi bohot pasand hai, uska naam hai farah azmi.
Pata nahi shayed mere mummy ke mummy ke mummy ke mummy ne Marathi dharm thopa gaya tha. Isliye abhi is janam mein mujhe hinduo ki gali sunani padati hai, jhopadpati logon ke sath rehna padata hai aur kale kalute logon ko apna rishtedar samajhna padata hai!
Sab logon ka dimag toh aise chalta hai, ki duniya bhar ke sare jasbath khud hi jante ho. Magar hai kuch bhi nahi!
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Nawaz kunal pagare khan

 

["K.G"]

Ye jokes SeCtiOn Main Post Karna ChayyeY Tha hazrat App Ney

Itnay baray Hogaye Jin BhOoT per Yaqeen rakhtay Ho

Aur Bhai Aik Guzarish Hai, Font Size Bara Kar Liya Karien app Parhnay Main Diqq'at Hoti hai.

 

[Ghuncha]

ye kia tha : o

 

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[*NRB*]

hmm nice

 

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[NaDaN hAsEEnA]

sar se guzar gya

 

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TuM SaMuNDaR Kii BaaT KaRtY HoO !!!
LoG AnKhOn Maii DooB JaTY HaiN !!!