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![]() In London - A customer asked, "Do U have Sarson Da Tel?" The shopkeeper says "are you Santa?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco , would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish? The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Santa?" The shopkeeper replied, "Because , you're in a Liquor Store."
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