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In London - A customer asked, "Do U have Sarson Da Tel?"

The shopkeeper says "are you Santa?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco
, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you
ask if I am a Santa?"

The shopkeeper replied,
"Because , you're in a Liquor Store."

 



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