[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: To sabzi roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge

H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: Anday Aaloo bana lo
W: Subah Nashtay main phir kya Khao gay

H: Paraathe?
W: Raat ko paraathe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: Karrhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai

H: Mattar?
W: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thori hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho

 

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[!~*AdOrAbLe*~!]

lolzzz hahaha funny

 

[RoOZ SoOChTa HouN]

hahaha ... zabardasst

 

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ÅPÑÏ ZÏÑDÅGHÏ TÜ TËHRÏ GÏLÅÝ KÅGHÅZ KÏ TÅRHÅÅÑ
KØË JÅLÅ ßHÏ ÑÅ §ÅKÅ KØÏ MÏTÅ ßHÏ ÑÅ §ÅKÅ

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

thanX U All

 

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[Sana11]

really nice sharing

 

[Morash]

Lolz .. Good One

 

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➳ bE driveN wiTh puRpOse, Be r313n71355 in your alιgnмenт;
with excellence.
pAy n0 mInd to the ∂ιsιмραssισηε∂ เ๓ק๏tєภt ђคtєгร ♬

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.. нoolιgan ☠

[jalpari]

hahahaha lolz nice funny joke tashi

 

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[Aslam]

hahaha......Zabardast...

 

[DreamGirl]

hahaha tashi mue yeh joke kam or tumhra future ziada lag rha hai hahaha

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

hahaha hanstey hanstey baduwa dey rahi ho 420 ludki ...
aesa kabhi nahi ho ga .. haha

 

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