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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

 

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do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

 

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

 

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:i-agree hahahahahahah

 

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WaNna hug yOu

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thanks

 

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[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lOl NyC

 

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ε√ïℓ şσųℓ

ѕιℓєηcє & ѕмιℓє αяє тωσ ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓѕ.
ѕмιℓє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ѕσℓνє мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ
&
ѕιℓєηcє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ..

[*NRB*]

lolzzzzz

 

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