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CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who�s now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.

 

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WaNna hug yOu

[!~*AdOrAbLe*~!]

funny

 

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WaNna hug yOu

[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lOl NyC

 

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hehe nice..

 

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