[SALMAN]

Sardar Ek Art Gallery Me JaKar Painter Se Bola:
"Is Khaufnak Tasweer Ko Aap Modern Art Kahte Hai Kya?"
Painter- Mere Baap !
Tu Zyada Dimagh Mat Laga, Ye Aaina hai…


Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.


Kash koi Exams Result ka INSURANCE kara deta!
To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to theek hai,
warna Insurance CLAIM karwa lete.


SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde hain:
1 Mobile ka full use ho jata hai,
2 TimePass ho jata hai,
3 Jise SMS karo wo b khush,
4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata hai.........!!


Boy- Tum GALS itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho?
Girl- Kyu ki God ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai.
Boy- Le, bol to aise rahi hain jaise hame to theke pe diya tha..!!


Teacher: Dhobi ka Kutta, Na Ghar ka, Na Ghat ka
"ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao............."
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Student: SANIA ka Bachcha Na India ka, Na Pakistan ka........