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Welcome 2010 ki shuruvat Pakistani kaise kare?
Jaspal bhati – aj humare studio mein mulaqat karenge ex-pakistani fast bowler se shoiab akhtar!
(talio ki gadgadahat, shoiab akhtar studio mein ate hai)
Jaspal bhati – Main flop show mein apka swagat karte hue, apke chahete viewers apke kuch lafz sunana pasand karenge!
Shoiab akhtar- ji naya saal Mubarak ho.
Jaspal bhati- maine yeh serial 1990s mein shoot ki thi, ap 2010 ki shubhkamnaye aj hi kyun de rahe hai? Toh ap itne saal the hi kidhar?
Shoiab akhtar- ji bohot bada work kar raha tha, post office mein dakiya tha. Sabh yeha ke waha letter post kiya karta tha!
Jaspal bhati- oh acha acha, isliye apne jo itni fitness banayi rakhi. Speed post karte honge bhagake!
Shoiab akhtar- Ha ji, kuch love letters, kuch dukh bhare khat, kuch greeting cards aur kuch money orders!
Jaspal bhati- Phir apne cricket ka maidan kaise hasil kiya?
Shoiab akhtar- job se retirement ke bad, mujhe wasim akram ne spot kiya tha bhagte hue jab main uske ghar love letter pahuchane gaya tha.

 

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Kya ye alfaz un ulfat patan woh, jakke shamma ke nazdik dekho...

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Dadaji kehte hai fast bowling kyun nahi karte! Phir mujhe ODI mein mauka mila aur bohot sari shohorat bhi payi!
Jaspal bhati- barah baj gaye! 2010 ah gaya! Filmo mein kabhi acting karne ka mauka mila?
Shoiab akhtar- bollywood ki girlfriend thi …sondali bhendi, porn film tak nahi bani!
Jaspal bhati- yeh humara family flop show, ap apne age ane wale fast bowlers se kya umide rakhte hai?
Shoiab akhtar- Ji ap bhi meri tarah dakiya bane aur tez bhagte hue letters post karte rahe, tabhi ap bhi ban sakte hai shoaib akhtar!
Jaspal bhati- toh yeh the humare Pakistan ke chahete shoiab akhtar.

 

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Kya ye alfaz un ulfat patan woh, jakke shamma ke nazdik dekho...

[~wish munda~]

lolzzzzz

 

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Tere Dil Main Meri Sanso Ko Panah Mil Jaey
Tere Ishq Main Meri Jaan Fana Ho Jaey