[Zafina]

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.


Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year

Sardar: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai . . Major Rohail: Kya? . . . . Sadar: Very Simple yaar SARDI nhi lagti

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I’m not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2 green pur thousanda

 

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And Your Lord Never Forget

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

lolz.....

 

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[SHAYAN]

Nice....

 

[FarazAli]

v nice...

 

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میری وجہ سے جس جس کو بھی تکلیف پہنچی ہے میں ان سب سے معافی چاہتا ہوں ۔

[Zafina]

Thnx ..................

 

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And Your Lord Never Forget

[~~KING~~]

lolzzzzzzzzz............very nice...........

 

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~~KING~~

Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai,
Har ek qatra samandar nazara aata hai,

Kahan banaaon main ghar sheeshey se,
Har kisi ke hath mein pathar nazar aata hai..

[DiE]

v nice

 

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[-|A|-]

hahahahaha
nice

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[DiE]

v nice

 

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[Nadia89]

thanks for your sharing...