[bellbottom]

Ek bar mehfil jami.
Doctor sardar muli ka byorah dene pahuche!
Host- Doctorji apka is mehfil main swagat hain.
Doctor sardar- Ji shukriya!
Host- Toh aap kya jaante hain muli ke baare main?
Doctor sardar- Ji jaisa ki aap jaante honge ki maine bhatinda se muli subject mein PHD ki hain.
Host- wakyhi, toh aap isliye itne mashur bane!
Doctor sardar- hanji, bachpan se hi mujhe muli khane ka bahut shock tha!
Host- toh kaise banti hain muli ki sabjhi?
Doctor sardar- Ji dekhiye, muli khane se admi ekdam taroh taaza ho jata hai, kisi bhi sabzhi mandi par mil jati hain. Uske khane sain jo pet main reaction hota hai, bada hi asar dar hota hai! Piche se bhi aur age se bhi jo khushbu nikalti hain kafi achi hoti hain! Samne wala agar nind main ho woh bhi uth khada ho jata hain!

Host- Toh yeh hain muli ki dastan!

Doctor sardar- hanji bilkul, admi bada changa ban jata hain! Apne bugs bunny wagehrah cartoon main bhi dekha hoga!

Host- Ji par bugs bunny toh gajjar khata hain nah?

Doctor sardar- Han gajjar ka halwa, muli gajjar sab ek hi hai!

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

 

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Last edited by bellbottom; 05-02-2009 at 04:47 PM..