[dur-e-shahwar]

CHINTI auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar
rakha. driver-mam pair andar
rakho. CHINTI-nhi,raste me HATHI mile to
LAAT marni hai, kal saala aankh maar k gya
tha...

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho

Boy-Mujhe Acchi Ladki Dila Do..!

GOD-Tu Muslim He To KATRINA..
Hindu He To BIPASHA..
Christain He To GENELIYA..
Bol...Tera Naam?

Boy-Abdul Rambhau Disouza!

1 Ladka 1 Ladkise bola- Main teri julfo ki thandi chhav me rehna chahta hu.
Ladki-Abe pagal pichle janam me Juu tha kya?


Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa? Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

 

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[DiE]

lolzzzz v funny

 

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[CaReLeSs]

Nice..
Thx For sharin..

 

[life]

nice......

 

[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lOl NyC

 

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ѕιℓєηcє & ѕмιℓє αяє тωσ ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓѕ.
ѕмιℓє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ѕσℓνє мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ
&
ѕιℓєηcє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ..

[*NRB*]

lolzzz nice..

 

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[s_sableo]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawh Lolxxx

 

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Jao Dekho Kya Likha Hy Suraah-e-Rehmaan Mei
BoLta Hy Mera MauLa(a.s.) Lehja-e-Yazdaan MEi

AyatO Ki Hy Sadaaa
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Hur(a.s.) Ko Jannat Ki Sanad Raahib Ko Betey Dey Diyee
Khaak Ko Khaak-e-Shifaa WaLey Jo Rutbey Dey Diye..
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KarbaLa Ki Khaak Ko Tumney Mu-aLLa Hai Kiyaa

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NauKri Shabbir(a.s.) Ki HumKo Hy Virsey Mei MiLii
Hay Lahoo Mei Maujzann Ishq-e-HUSSAIN(a.s.) Ibn-e-ALI(a.s.)
Nauha Goyi Nauha Khwani Hy Hamari Zindagi

HUm Kahengey Jaa Bajaaey Jaa Bajaa
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