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ﺳﻮﺍﻝ: ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻏﺼﮧ ﺑﮩﺖ
ﺁﺗﺎﮨﮯ، ﮐﺌﯽ ﺩﻓﻌﮧ ﻏﺼﮯ ﮐﮯ
ﻋﺎﻟﻢ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﺷﻮﮨﺮﮐﻮ
ﻓﺮﺍﺋﯽ ﭘﯿﻦ ﻣﺎﺭ ﭼﮑﯽ ﮨﻮﮞ،
ﭘﻠﯿﺰ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﻭﮞ؟
(ﺑﺒﻠﯽ ﻣﯿﺘﮭﯽ۔ﻗﺼﻮﺭ)۔
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ: ﺁﭖ ﮐﺎ ﺳﻮﺍﻝ ﺑﮍﺍ ﺍﻟﺠﮭﺎ
ﮨﻮﺍ ﮨﮯ‘ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁﺭﮨﯽ ﮐﮧ
ﺁﭖ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻏﺼﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻋﻼﺝ
ﭘﻮﭼﮭﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﮦ ﺭﮨﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ﯾﺎ ﺑﺮﺗﻦ
ﺑﺪﻟﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﮦ ﺭﮨﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ؟ ﺑﮩﺮﺣﺎﻝ
ﻏﺼﮯ ﮐﺎ ﻋﻼﺝ ﯾﮧ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ
ﺁﺋﻨﺪﮦ ﺟﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺩﻝ ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﭘﺮ
ﺗﺸﺪﺩ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﻣﺎﺋﻞ
ﮨﻮ‘ ﺫﮨﻦ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﻮﭼﯿﮟ ﮐﮧ ﺍﮔﺮ
ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﮐﻮ ﮐﭽﮫ ﮨﻮﮔﯿﺎ
ﺗﻮﺁﭖ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﻏﻠﻄﯿﻮ ﮞ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻟﺰﺍﻡ
ﮐﺲ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺮ ﺗﮭﻮﭘﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ
ﮔﯽ؟ﮐﺲ ﺳﮯ ﻃﻮﻓﺎﻧﯽ
ﺑﺎﺭﺵ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺗﻨﻮﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺭﻭﭨﯿﺎﮞ
ﻣﻨﮕﻮﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ؟؟؟ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ
ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﻧﮧ ﺭﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ
ﻓﺮﺍﺋﯽ ﭘﯿﻦ ﮐﻮ ﺯﻧﮓ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻟﮓ
ﺳﮑﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﻟﮩﺬﺍ ﺷﻮﮨﺮ ﮐﺎ ﻧﮧ
ﺳﮩﯽ ﻓﺮﺍﺋﯽ ﭘﯿﻦ ﮐﺎ ﮨﯽ ﺧﯿﺎﻝ
ﺫﮨﻦ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻟﮯ ﺁﯾﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ‘ ﺍﻧﺸﺎﺀ
ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﻣﺰﺍﺝ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﻮﻥ
ﻣﺤﺴﻮﺱ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﮔﯽ۔
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ﺳﻮﺍﻝ: ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﯿﺲ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺳﮯ
ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ ﭘﯽ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ‘
ﭼﮭﻮﮌﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﮐﻮﺷﺶ ﮐﯽ
ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻧﺎﮐﺎﻡ ﺭﮨﺎ، ﺍﺳﯽ ﭨﯿﻨﺸﻦ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺎﺭﻭﺑﺎﺭ ﭘﺮ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺩﮬﯿﺎﻥ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﮮ ﭘﺎﺭﮨﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺎﻟﯽ
ﭘﺮﯾﺸﺎﻧﯿﺎﮞ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺑﮍﮪ ﮔﺌﯽ
ﮨﯿﮟ‘ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺣﻞ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯿﮟ؟
( ﺟﻤﯿﻞ ﭼﮍﺍ ۔ ﮔﻮﺟﺮﺍﻧﻮﺍﻟﮧ)۔
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ: ﺍﻧﺘﮩﺎﺋﯽ ﺣﯿﺮﺕ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ
ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺑﯿﺲ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺳﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﺎ
ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ ﮨﯽ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁﺭﮨﺎ ﯾﻘﯿﻨﺎًﺁﭖ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ
ﺳﭩﯿﻦ ﻟﯿﺲ ﺳﭩﯿﻞ ﮐﺎ ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ
ﻧﻮﺵ ﻓﺮﻣﺎ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﯾﺎ
ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ ﭘﺮ ﻣﮩﻠﮏ ﻗﺴﻢ ﮐﯽ
ﺍﯾﻠﻔﯽ ﻟﮕﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺟﻮ ﺁﭖ
ﮐﻮ ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭼﮭﻮﮌﻧﮯ
ﺩﮮ ﺭﮨﯽ۔ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﻟﺌﮯ ﻣﺸﻮﺭﮦ
ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﭘﮩﻠﯽ ﻓﺮﺻﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ
ﮨﺎﺗﮭﻮﮞ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﺻﻠﯽ ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ
ﺧﺮﯾﺪﯾﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﭩﮭﯽ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮐﺮ
ﮐﮯ ﺑﮭﺮﭘﻮﺭ ﮐﺶ ﻟﮕﺎﺋﯿﮟ‘
ﺍﻧﺸﺎ ﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﺳﻮﺍ ﭘﺎﻧﭻ ﻣﻨﭧ ﮐﮯ
ﺍﻧﺪﺭ ﺍﻧﺪﺭ ﺳﮕﺮﯾﭧ ﺧﺘﻢ ﮨﻮ
ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺎﻟﯽ
ﭘﺮﯾﺸﺎﻧﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ۔ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺍﺱ
ﺳﻠﺴﻠﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﺸﮑﻞ
ﭘﯿﺶ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺳﻮﺍﻝ
ﺑﮭﯿﺠﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺯﺣﻤﺖ ﻧﮧ
ﮐﺮﯾﮟ۔
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ﺳﻮﺍﻝ۔ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮔﮭﺮ
ﺳﮯ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﻧﮑﻠﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ﮔﻠﯽ ﮐﺎ
ﮐﺘﺎ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﮔﮭﻮﺭ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﺎ
ﮨﮯ، ﮐﺌﯽ ﺩﻓﻌﮧ ﮔﻠﯽ ﺧﺎﻟﯽ
ﺑﮭﯽ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻟﮕﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ
ﻭﮦ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﻧﮧ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ
ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﮔﮭﻮﺭ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﮯ، ﻣﺠﮭﮯ
ﮐﺘﻮﮞ ﺳﮯ ﺑﮩﺖ ﻧﻔﺮﺕ ﮨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﻭﮞ؟(ﮔﮉﻭ ﭼﻤﻮﭨﺎ ۔
ﻓﯿﺼﻞ ﺁﺑﺎﺩ)۔
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ: ﺁﭖ ﺩﻭﻧﻮﮞ
personality clash
ﮐﺎ ﺷﮑﺎﺭ ﮨﯿﮟ۔ ﮐﺘﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮔﻠﯽ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮧ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ
ﻣﺤﺴﻮﺱ ﮨﻮﻧﺎ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ
ﻋﻼﻣﺖ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﭼﮭﭩﯽ
ﺣﺲ ،ﺳﺎﺗﻮﯾﮟ ﺣﺲ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﺗﺒﺪﯾﻞ ﮨﻮ ﭼﮑﯽ ﮨﮯ، ﯾﻘﯿﻨﺎًﺟﺐ
ﮔﻠﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﺎ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﺗﻮ
ﺁﭖ ﻣﺰﯾﺪ ﺧﻮﻑ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺒﺘﻼ ﮨﻮ
ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ۔ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﺑﮩﺘﺮﯾﻦ ﺣﻞ
ﯾﮧ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﮔﻠﯽ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﺎ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻧﮧ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ
self satisfaction
ﮐﮯ ﻟﺌﮯ ﺗﮭﻮﮌﺍ ﺳﺎ ’’ﻭﺍﺅ ﻭﺍﺅ ‘‘
ﮐﺮ ﻟﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ۔ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺘﺎ
ﻭﺍﻗﻌﯽ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ ﭘﮭﺮ
ﯾﮩﯽ ﻋﻤﻞ ﺫﺭﺍ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﺁﻭﺍﺯ ﻣﯿﮟ
ﺩﮨﺮﺍ ﻟﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺗﺎﮐﮧ ﺩﻭﻧﻮﮞ
ﻃﺮﻑ ﺍﺟﻨﺒﯿﺖ ﮐﯽ ﻓﻀﺎ ﺧﺘﻢ
ﮨﻮﺳﮑﮯ۔

 



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