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Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush. Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts...


HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real love story!

In this path breaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl.

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KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER

The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school of Pottery and Gardening. He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if it can be summarized in 10 minutes!)

KKASAUTII POTTER KAY

Khari Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a 34,000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties,along with his wife and kids.

VIVAH LA POTTER

The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady Harminder Kaur, marries her!