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Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: To sabzi roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge

H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: Anday Aaloo bana lo
W: Subah Nashtay main phir kya Khao gay

H: Paraathe?
W: Raat ko paraathe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: Karrhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai

H: Mattar?
W: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thori hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho

 

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