1. Can You Cry Under Water?
yes
2. dO fishes Ever get Thirsty?
hehehe i guess no
3. Why dOn`t Birds Fall Of Trees Wh3n they Sleep?
Let u kn afta askn one f bird 
4. What dO yOu Call a Male lady Bird?
Skip
5. Why is it Called Building? When it is Already Built?
Cux Build Em Fist Then Called Buldin 
6. When They Say the dOg fOoD is new & imprOved in Taste? WhO Tastes it ?
hehe Dogs (Boys)
7. If mOney dOs`nt grOw On Trees Then Why Banks Have Branches?
Cuz Money Dsnt Hv Tree's So Put Em In Bank
8. why dOes a rOund PiZza cOme in sQuare bOx?
Cux Duhh it needz enough space to pakct
9. why dOesn`t Glue Stick tO its bOttle?
Cuz Tatz glu's Home 